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BIP: Summer Goals

So a while back now (like January) my mother gave me the best gift anyone could give me when they have no clue what to give me… a Chapter’s gift card! I finally got around to actually making a selection for my purchase, which is very hard when you’ve already created yourself a wish list on your account that’s valued over 1000$ hahaha.

I have very limited estate for books
I have very limited estate for books

I knew I wanted to get a box set to maximize my gift cards value, question what which box sets did I want? The Maze Runner and Beautiful Creatures were off right away because I’ve been buying their first few books individually because I’ve been having a love-hate relationship with those series. I also considered Game of Thrones, but I kind of want that collection to be hard cover. While I was living in Hawaii I picked up Restaurant at the end of Universe, a part of the Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy collection. I remember enjoying that book and the challenge this universe presented with its language and terminology. I had no space left to bring the book back, so this was the perfect opportunity to get the whole series! Which is beautiful!

Awesome cover/banner
Awesome cover/banner

All the book covers were designed for the images to align next to each other. I live and die all at the same time just looking at this spread. The synopsis for each book are just as amazing to me.

“One Thursday lunchtime the Earth is Unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. For Arthur Dent, who has only just had his house demolished that morning, this seems already to be more than he can cope with. Sadly, however, the weekend has only just begun, and the galaxy is a very strange and startling place.”

The following books each seem to have just as humorous of a tale to get you ready. I love the movie adaptation for this novel. The world they created in the movie with all the space characters were so great I’m going to love sitting outside on a warm sunny evening, enjoy a beer and read this series.


Look at how dense those books are! The thickest one has over a thousand pages! eek! This will be more of a mental challenge because of the immensity of it all, that’s why I was reading Game of Thrones eBook style so it wouldn’t be as daunting.

20150319_232324[1]This is one of my biggest pet peeves when it comes to book covers. Promotional stamps/stickers. I’m not sure exactly how this happens, maybe some deal between the publishers and the production company has them print more books with the tv show being promoted, I don’t like it. I’m very much a fan or original print or art covers that don’t bring into account their tv/movie counter-part. Off the top of my head; If I Stay, Lord of the Rings, GoT (starting to), etc. It also bugs me that only this cover out of the four in the series I purchase is the only one with this tag which I cannot remove! Ahh! The TORTURE!!

If you haven’t seen the tv series (season 2 starts April 4th!) or read the book the synopsis written for it goes by…

“Claire Randall is leading a double life. She has a husband in one century, and a lover in another…

In 1945, Claire Randall, a former combat nurse, is back from the war and reunited with her husband on a second honeymoon—when she innocently touches a boulder in one of the ancient stone circles that dot the British Isles. Suddenly she is a Sassenach—an “outlander”—in a Scotland torn by war and raiding border clans in the year of our Lord…1743.

Hurled back in time by forces she cannot understand, Claire’s destiny in soon inextricably intertwined with Clan MacKenzie and the forbidden Castle Leoch. She is catapulted without warning into the intrigues of lairds and spies that may threaten her life …and shatter her heart. For here, James Fraser, a gallant young Scots warrior, shows her a passion so fierce and a love so absolute that Claire becomes a woman torn between fidelity and desire…and between two vastly different men in two irreconcilable lives.”

 I cannot wait for this semester to finish so I can commit more brain waves and space towards reading. Let’s be honest, sometimes reality just isn’t as great as fiction is.

There goes the last bit of space without staking on top.
There goes the last bit of space without stacking on top.

Just a minor note: These two box sets came up to 53$CDN…. so 9 books for 50$ sounds like victory to me.

Book Windup: The Intern’s Handbook

Now I found this book in my local Chapters tucked away in the business section and thought the title intriguing enough to buy it despite the $30 price tag on it. I like to stay below 20 if I can help it, hence a lot of YA books. Alas, I looked at purchasing and reading this book as an investment towards bettering my education in the business academia world. I was wrong. Let’s call it a blond moment because I’m fully aware now of all the signs that point it else wise of it being a nonfictional book. (warning: potential spoilers)

Book Cover
Book Cover

I have almost too much faith in the bookstore to have scattered books sorted, and I should have read the inside sleeve and maybe a few pages into the novel as well. This book had nothing to do about business or developing skills to become the desired intern a company may decide to take on as a full time employee. It’s a fictional story about a young man in his mid-twenties who grew up in the foster care system and done time in juvie only to be taken in by an organization whose business is assassinations. These young, vulnerable, no family to miss foster kids are trained and then placed into large corporate businesses staging as interns. This book follows the story of the main character’s final job/year in the organization. Because the only way this organization’s is able to place their assassins in intern roles is because of their youthful appearance.

John Lago is the main character of the novel. He’s HR, Inc. (his organization’s name and fronts as a “placement agency”) best hitman. He’s placed on his last assignment, during his time there he’ll address you the reader on various tricks he’s pick-up during his time as a hitman (i.e. making the perfect cup of coffee), but also the style will switch back so your just the reader instead of participating. During this period at this law firm he’s interning at he develops a relationship with a co-worker, Alice, that will help him gain better access to one of the Law firms partner who’s his target (there’s 3, but only 1 is targeted). Turns out Alice isn’t who John thought she was, HR, Inc. and his boss aren’t who he thought they were, and during all this chaos he finds out who his parents were (they’re alive?). Is John really who he thinks he is?? John takes everything thrown at him with calculated, sarcastic, predatory style attitude which was fun for me to read.

Under 300 pages and an easy language to follow if you have nothing going on for a couple days, it can done on a weekend. I’d give it 7/10 mainly cause it cost $30, I know I shouldn’t punish the book for the price tag it was given and I consequentially agreed to pay for but its my review. So Ha! Anyways, its a good book for all ages depending on how critical one is of their particular choice of literature.

Who wants to be killed by Franco?!?
Who wants to be killed by Franco?!?

Fun Fact: Sony bought the movie rights to this book and Dave Franco is to take on the lead role. I think he’s a good choice, we’ll see how that pans out.

BIP: Books in Progress

Ever come across a book you’ve wanted to read so badly but it’s just a challenge to open the book knowing the hard road that’s about to come your way? It’s not a leisure read, but it’s definitely rewarding to close that book and think, “YES!!” throw that book onto the bed and do a celebratory dance then proceed to kitchen to enjoy that well earned glass of wine.

Well no wine for Emma just yet, she’s got some books to finish.

Book #1: Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien

This book is a challenge to read for me right now because of my sense of accomplishment towards book 1 & 2, along with the Hobbit has me all J.R.R. Tolkien out. I had a very good reading pattern for this series going, 1 hr 3-4 nights a week. This initially did start out as a leisure read however; I do get distracted easily by the young adult section (knocking out 4 YA books in a month with no sweat). Regrettably this book has begun collecting dust and my bookmark is my sole indicator and reminder of just where I am in the book (with Pippin exploring Minas Tirith and seeing day become swallowed by darkness from Mordor). I’ll make a mental note to finish this before the year has ended… or at least January 3rd. That happens to be both Tolkien and myself’s birthday.

#2: Children of Men by P.D. James

Novel Cover
Novel Cover

If this sounds familiar to you, its because it was adapted into a movie back in 2006 staring Clive Owen. That was my first exposure to this story, and it took quiet a few years for me to finally get around to buy this book and find a set time to sit down and read this story. Before I continue I’ll say SPOILER just in case this should reveal anything for anyone who might choose to read this book. I’ll start with this; I’m a book over movie type of person. No matter how visually exciting a movie may be, I’m crazy for the small details and background information characters would have that films don’t have time to inform the audience about. Which this book does, in very wordily detail your given amazing information and imagery about Theo and his relationship with minor characters and societies attitude towards their demise and how governments (mainly Britain) have seen to proceed life with as much structure (oligarchy??) as it can possibly enforce with a world mixed with “who cares?” and “what’s the point?” also, jobs/careers that become moot in this sterile world are discussed as well. This books a challenge for me right now because of how dense of the novel has been. Contained in under 200 pages, I’m only a quarter way through yet it feels like I’ve made little progression in the plot. I feel like Yoda is whispering in my ear “Patients you must have.” I’M TRYING YODA!!

#3 A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin 

I don’t need to elaborate very much on why this book is a BIP. It’s over 1000+ pages! Holy crap I’m on chapter 26 of 64! I’m not beating myself up over my slow progress over this one. Each chapter is a different character so it’s more like 8+ books in one. The only complaint I have is I wish Arya had more chapter’s in this book. I understand Feast of Crows is in the same timeline as A Dance with Dragons and she had many chapters in FoC. Doesn’t stop me from wanting a book solely on her adventures in Braavos. How amazing would that be! George has released an Arya chapter from The Winds of Winter and my reaction? I just felt like I was at Eminem’s first ever Rap battle backing away from the computer screen, arms up in the airs, making inaudible noises from shock and excitement. WHAT!! WOAH!! OH NO HE DIDN’T!!!